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Two middle aged went to a cinema show. Seated next to them was a seedy character who started pawing the woman next to him, when the lights went out. She told her companion that the man seemed to very hot. Her companion asked her to ignore further advances and watch the movie.

A few minutes later the women mentioned the man was now red-hot and wanted to use fingers. Her companion said that she would let him use his fingers and she might as well enjoy it, The woman said indignantly : 'My dear, it is my fingers he wants to use'.
 
Beauty of ENGLISH -
Ever noticed how deleting one word after another in a sentence can lead to a nice story?
Here's an example:
"Oh Jack plz dont touch me at all..!!"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch me at..!!"
"Oh Jack plz dont touch..!!"
"Oh Jack plz dont..!!"
"Oh Jack plz...!!"
"oh Jack..!!"
"Ohh... !!!" xD
 
Heard this joke at a pub from an american (in scotland) lol.

There was a guy with a massive mohawk all multi colours y'know green, purple, blue etc.. and this little kid goes up to him and says uuh are you a parrot? The guy says no, why?.. Little kid says go well once I fucked a parrot and was wondering if you were my son haha..

I was stoned and drunk so I found it fucking hilarous :) lol.
 
Now my joke:
Everyone wins except rko ,

ontopic:

AND THE WINNER IS.....

EVERYONEEE :P

please send me ur email to send you invites whoever is in list :)
 
yes I posted this in the shoutbox and you copied and pasted it here. lol oh well my joke is better then the one you copied, and it is you sir. :P
 
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