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Is your computer “male” or “female”?

1. Open Notepad
2. Type the following line in notepad: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"
3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs
4. Run the file. .
If you hear a male voice, your pc is a
boy If you hear a female voice, your pc is a girl
:):)
 

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Puh.. I'm glad he actually is a male, his name was "Garry" since day one.. :)

Although, "Microsoft Sam" is the default voice for windows xp.. Im guessing whoever said "female" must have Win7.
 
if you want to know if your computer is gay/lesbian

type this:

Type the following line in notepad: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I Wanna Fuck you"
 
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