George Zimmerman Wins Florida State Lottery

[ACE]

SANFORD, FL—Just days after being fully acquitted for his role in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin, George Zimmerman reportedly won the $37 million Florida Lottery jackpot last night. “Yeah! All right!” said a visibly smiling Zimmerman, holding the winning lottery ticket he purchased on a whim hours after he was found not guilty for shooting and killing the unarmed 17-year-old. “I just figured why not, you know? I think I’ll probably use the money to buy a bigger house and a new car, and I’ll invest the rest. This is just fantastic. Life is good.” Zimmerman added that he’ll never have to worry about money again.

Source: George Zimmerman Wins Florida State Lottery | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Thoughts? What do you think?

 

[DJboutit]

Good LOL if this were true once he loses the civil suit he will be broke for life and any money he does get will go to the Martin family

 

[blkhtr007]

Good LOL if this were true once he loses the civil suit he will be broke for life and any money he does get will go to the Martin family

Only if he is stupid enough to put things into his name and not the name of his wife.

 

[DJboutit]

Only if he is stupid enough to put things into his name and not the name of his wife.

She would take all his money and run they would both lose everything

 

[Rox]

She would take all his money and run they would both lose everything

I would then hijack her.

 

[ACE]

Well if he did win, He will surely not have to worry about anything anymore.

 

[msk19994]

A Question
How did they pay for the lawyers bill during his case >?
If he paid taking some loans then i guess he will first pay the loan
But oh well whatever of a person he is but he sure is a lucky bastard

 

[FriedChicken]

This isn't true. It's a prank. George Zimmerman Wins Lottery? No He Didn?t; it Was an Onion Article

 

[CYA_2]

yea, i hang at the onion 2.

 

[albuminuria]

that's a hoax to fuel civil lawsuit

 

[Krack3r]

Those Jury's where coaxed to reaching that verdict. i bet if it was a black guy shooting an unarmed white kid, all the thugs in the ghetto could have beensend packing to mexico by Uncle Sam's Finest

 

[deelow66]

I personally think the jurors were solid. and looked passed all this racist bs.