A Fact of Indian Government

[Glenn]

1) ???? Qus.: What are you doing?
Ans.: Business.
Tax : PAY?PROFESSIONAL TAX
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2) ???? Qus.: What are you doing in Business?
Ans.: Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX
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3) ???? Qus.: From where are you getting Goods?
Ans.: From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY?CENTRAL SALES TAX,?CUSTOM DUTY?& OCTROI
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4) ???? Qus.: What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans.: Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX
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5) ???? Qus.: How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of?dividend
Tax?: PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX
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6) ???? Qus.: Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans.: Factory.
Tax : PAY?EXCISE DUTY
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8) ???? Qus.: Do you have Staff?
Ans.: Yes
Tax(think) PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX
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9) ???? Qus.: Doing business in Millions?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY?TURNOVER TAX? ??
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
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10) ?? Qus.: Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans.: Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX
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11)??? Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans.: Hotel
Tax : PAY?FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX
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12) ?? Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY?FRINGE BENEFIT TAX
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13) ?? Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY?SERVICE TAX
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14)??? Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans.: Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX
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15)??? Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY?WEALTH TAX
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16)??? Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans.: Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY?ENTERTAINMENT TAX
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17) ?? Qus.: Have you purchased House?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE
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18)??? Qus.: How you Travel?
Ans.: Bus
Tax : PAY?SURCHARGE
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19) ?? Qus.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL &
SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
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20) ?? Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans.: Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY
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21) ?? INDIAN (think)? Can I die now??
Ans?: No,??wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX
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2) Petrol Price in INDIA
Pakistan???????????? Rs. 26
Bangladesh ?????? Rs. 22
Cuba ????????? ?????? Rs. 19
Nepal?????????? ?????? Rs. 34
Burma ??????? ?????? Rs. 30
Afghanistan ????? Rs. 36
INDIA ??????? ?????? Rs. 70.20
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?3) BASIC COST ?PER 1 LITRE 16.50
Centre tax?? ?11.80%
Excise duty?? ?9.75%
Vat cess????????????? ?4%
State tax?????????? ??8 %
Total??? ?Rs.?? ?50.05
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Now extra 13.35 Rs,?PER 1 LITRE
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What a Great from Govt. of India??

 

[Rapidshare]

hahahaha.. awesome.. must read by manmohan singh

 

[n4pst3r]

lmao...Nice share

 

[tvg]

good one
damn man why did everyone elect congress f*****S

 

[Gh0st]

Corruption much?

 

[dada23]

cooooooooooooooool

 

[Rapidshare]

Corruption much?

yes, in indian we need to pay extra for all our gov. works

 

[ankurs]

good one
damn man why did everyone elect congress f*****S

blame the so called minority, who is actually a majority now

 

[AJ Blacklisted]

Indian Govt suckzzzz.

 

[Rapidshare]

blame the so called minority, who is actually a majority now

you are going off topic.. its not matter of minority nor majority.. its becoz of you and me.. who voted..

 

[haseeb]

Who told u in Pakistan petrol is 26rs. per litre???

here is petrol 87rs. per litre and if we convert into indian rupee approx 46rs per litre

 

[haseeb221093]

atleast that is less than what we pay here in india

 

[CyberAff]

lmao india should be on teh top 1 list in government the first country which sucks more than suckers im not blaming indians but i'm blaming those basterds (india's government) who sucks others asses and they take the money out without doing anything they just love to cheat fuck

 

[-zAAz-]

Who told u in Pakistan petrol is 26rs. per litre???

here is petrol 87rs. per litre and if we convert into indian rupee approx 46rs per litre

+1 Lol
26rs lmao xD

 

[arpitpaltani]

bloody fuckers they are..!!

 

[CyberAff]

bloody fuckers they are..!!

^THIS

^^THIS

^^^ AND FUCKING THIS

 

[Solutho]

In Portugal the gas is around 100 Rs :'(

OT: We are all fucked. Ones more than anothers, but governments fuck their people everywhere and in my opinion there's no easy fix for that.
I mean, the people could throw the lider off of his chair, but then what? We will have the same shit over and over again.

But yeah, you indian guys are really being a fucked and that sucks.

 

[KMS]

i know it is hard fact for india, but plz dnt post it like this in some international community. We should respect our nation.

its not right to make our nation a joke.:facepalm:

 

[Glenn]

i know it is hard fact for india, but plz dnt post it like this in some international community. We should respect our nation.

its not right to make our nation a joke.:facepalm:

I wish it was a Joke, but its not.
Its a fact :facepalm:

 

[Solutho]

i know it is hard fact for india, but plz dnt post it like this in some international community. We should respect our nation.

its not right to make our nation a joke.:facepalm:

Hiding stuff does never solve a problem by itself, pal.
It's not something to be proud, but damn, there's no reason to be so ashamed lol