Greatest Tool To Ever Be Created

[SHiFT]

After staying up the last 3 nights, searching through sites, forums, bulletin boards, brazillian milf portals, myspace, facebook, and many more, I have finally found the tool. The one tool that will take anyone...and make them into the most knowledgeable bloke!

Lets keep this on the down low though guys, its known as GOOGLE.

http://google.com/

I did some research on google and found this interesting statement...

search the internet (for information) using the Google search engine; "He googled the woman he had met at the party"; "My children are googling all day"

Be aware, use this tool at your own discretion, share what you find, or keep it to yourself. It is important you keep yourself protected when you are using this tool! I would suggest hidemyip platinum, steganos, a VPN, tin foil, firewall, anti-firewall, anti-virus, virus enabler, and ay other security element you may put in place..

Enjoy....feel free to praise me with thanks.

 

[seaporn]

Ohh man, thank you so much for this! Had no idea what google was until I read this. Awesome tool. Thanks alot

 

[thizzladen]

Goo....gle??

OOOOOH.

 

[shadow.prx]

wow this is as good a sliced Chuck Norris

thanks for the link

here is another great statement

The holy mother of all search engines. Is the most efficient, and reliable search engines. Can generate a few million results within a fraction of a second. Can be used for homework, dating, and for looking at high quality divx porn for satisfying your sex-deprived lives.
I used google to search for transsexual porn!

 

[zakuza]

What is this thing so called Google? Never heard it before!:O

 

[extramina]

wherez the social bookmarking button?? I want to Digg Stumble Blah Blah this post. this is next big discovery after the invention of wheel.

 

[kenshin]

whyr u bumping an old post u noob

 

[Chri5]

lmfao.

teh nubz dunno how to use dem goooogelz

 

[DeLeTeD]

amazing tool omg

 

[K3V]

Does it come with instructions as im a little lost ?!

 

[snowmanrene]

O.......M.........G.....

THANKS A MILLION FOR THIS!
I've never seen anything like it........

It's a plethora for knowledge and I'm a n00b.

REPZ++++++++++++

 

[Lifetalk]

They stole the idea of a search engine from Microsoft.
So, Microsoft decided to retaliate by creating BING and calling it
Bing Is Not Google

Great tool though. I've used it for gardening, plumbing, coding, bribing, fucking, and shitting.

 

[ravi_4289]

:o let me google that what is google